by: Tyler Durden
August 6, 2012
Last week we wrote that we were not surprised to learn that the first party of interest in the PFG bankruptcy was “none other than JPMorgan, which together with various other banks, will be the target of a subpoena by the PFG trustee.” We added “How shocking will it be to find that Dimon’s company is once again implicated in this particular episode of monetary vaporization.” It appears that we were not the only ones shocked to learn that Jamie Dimon’s firm could make a repeat appearance again when it comes to missing client money: JPM itself seems to not have expected this development. The result, as just reported by Reuters: “JPMorgan Chase & Co on Monday sought to limit the power the bankruptcy trustee for Peregrine Financial Group has to subpoena information from financial institutions that did business with the failed brokerage.” Why, whatever may JPMorgan be hiding, and whyever is it taking preemptive steps from preventing such information from leaking into the public domain: because it is too “burdensome” – it is only logical that Jamie can not dedicate one person of his 261,453 employees to this modest matter. No fear though: even if it is found that just like in the MF Global bankruptcy JPM may have overreached just a tad when it comes to money that doesn’t belong to it, the CFTC can just say that as a result of an extensive 4 year investigation, JPM was found to have done nothing wrong, and if the public can please already disperse.